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Shadow: 9 (New Species) by Dohner Laurann
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-10-29 | Author:Dohner, Laurann [Dohner, Laurann]

Chapter Twelve Beauty bit her lip and tried the cell phone again. Her hands shook so much she’d touched the wrong preprogrammed contact number a few times. The gun felt ...
( Category: African American March 26,2014 )
THE KINGDOM OF SHADOW by RICHARD A. KNAAK
epub |eng | 2002-07-19 | Author:RICHARD A. KNAAK [KNAAK, RICHARD A.]

THIRTEEN “I think you must be correct, captain,” Zayl quietly answered after studying the figure in detail. “Now that I have had a chance to cast a few spells of ...
( Category: Dark Fantasy March 26,2014 )
Money in the Bank by P G Wodehouse
epub |eng | 2012-12-25 | Author:P G Wodehouse [Wodehouse, P G]

CHAPTER XV The hour of seven-fifteen found Chimp Twist at the main gates of Shipley Hall, humming a gay air beneath his breath and feeling that God was in His ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
When Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little Understood by Fraioli Sophia & Kaelin Lauren
epub |eng | 2011-09-01 | Author:Fraioli, Sophia & Kaelin, Lauren [Fraioli, Sophia]

Family Photo * * * MOM: can you be available about 1 PM on sunday for a family photo? * * * ME: Sure. Should I wear anything specific? * ...
( Category: Satire March 26,2014 )
Confessions of a Scary Mommy: An Honest and Irreverent Look at Motherhood: The Good, the Bad, and the Scary by Jill Smokler
epub |eng | 2012-04-03 | Author:Jill Smokler [Smokler, Jill]

Chapter 15 I HATE OTHER PEOPLE’S KIDS (NOT YOURS, OF COURSE) Mommy Confessions • I make faces at other people’s misbehaving children in the grocery store when their parents aren’t ...
( Category: Humor March 26,2014 )
In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash by Jean Shepherd
epub, mobi |eng | 1966-01-01 | Author:Jean Shepherd [Shepherd, Jean]

XVII I SHOW OFF Flick looked puzzled. “A Bloody Charlie? How the hell do you make a Bloody Charlie?” “You mean you don’t serve Bloody Charlies here?” Flick rummaged under ...
( Category: Short Stories March 26,2014 )
How Did You Get This Number by Sloane Crosley
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-04-28 | Author:Sloane Crosley

AS TIME PASSED AND MORE OF OUR PEERS JOINED Zooey in the Active Uterus Club, I became less exempt from her wrath. Zooey’s prior embarrassment had been alleviated by the ...
( Category: Satire March 26,2014 )
Darwin Awards III: Survival of the Fittest by Northcutt Wendy
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Northcutt, Wendy [Northcutt, Wendy]

For more information about the dramatic effects of cultural memes, read Jared Diamond’s treatise of human history Guns, Germs and Steel, and Deborah Tannen’s classic communication book That’s Not What ...
( Category: Self-Help & Psychology March 26,2014 )
Darwin Awards 4: Intelligent Design by Northcutt Wendy
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Northcutt, Wendy [Northcutt, Wendy]

However they arose, the viral vector is here to stay. They all have the same grisly modus operandi. First, the dastardly buggers break through the cell wall. Some pick the ...
( Category: Humor March 26,2014 )
The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass by Bill Maher
epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 2011-11-14 | Author:Bill Maher [Maher, Bill]

LUST DESSERTS New Rule: Women have to stop having food orgasms. I’ve heard many women ask, “Why don’t they make a Viagra for women?” They do. It’s called an M&M. ...
( Category: Interpersonal Relations March 26,2014 )
Darwin Awards Next Evolution: Chlorinating the Gene Pool by Northcutt Wendy
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Northcutt, Wendy [Northcutt, Wendy]

One day we saw five looters sneak into a bunker. As we made our way toward the bunker to apprehend them, the bunker exploded. It was a few days before ...
( Category: Anthologies March 26,2014 )
Belle Weather by Rivenbark Celia
epub |eng | 2009-09-01 | Author:Rivenbark, Celia [Rivenbark, Celia]

17 Christmas at the “Urgent” Care If you plan to travel with children during the holidays, there’s about a one-zillion-percent chance that you’ll spend at least some part of “the ...
( Category: Essays March 26,2014 )
Holidays on Ice by David Sedaris
epub, mobi |eng | 2009-05-03 | Author:David Sedaris [Sedaris, David]

Christmas Means Giving For the first twelve years of our marriage Beth and I happily set the neighborhood standard for comfort and luxury. It was an established fact that we ...
( Category: Short Stories March 26,2014 )
Half Empty by David Rakoff
epub, azw3, mobi |eng | 2010-09-20 | Author:David Rakoff [Rakoff, David]

II. The Boulevard of Broken Dreams Superman has taken the morning off. Although appearing among us in mufti, he is immediately identifiable by his square jaw and the comma of ...
( Category: Humor March 26,2014 )
The Indie Cred Test: Everything You Need to Know About Knowing Everything You Need to Know by Henry H. Owings
epub |eng | 2012-09-03 | Author:Henry H. Owings [Owings, Henry H.]

Disfear OR Datpain Deeds Of Flesh OR Surge Of Mung The County Medical Examiners OR Funeral Of Piss Cattle Decapitation OR Hematoma Helper Fuck, I’m Dead OR Curses, I Surmise ...
( Category: Satire March 26,2014 )

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